Recently all I read is that Bakemonogatary is super/special/epic/awesome/holy/Jesus show this season. Whoever is lying needs to STFU asap please.

I unveil the true reasons why people watch this show.

The main heroine is tsundere type attitude, and is quite attractive piece of art. Actually I have not seen any character more eye pleasing than her and generally artwork and effects are excellent. This leads to all the otaku to fanticise about her, one can only guess what fantasies they have about her.

Fan-service (or more bullshit free and boldly, nakedness that leads penises to stand up). I can only guess how many times you (yes YOU!) jizzed in your pants to the shower scene in episode 2.

The cute character ghost crab. As usual most of the otaku are pedobears and like lolichan a lot. Once again I can only guess what they are thinking

Otaku and others are probably fantasizing about “holy shit I wish she’d confess to me”. Admit it please and stop lying that you didn’t think that.

The reasons this show fails:

WTF is with all the shitty photographed backgrounds? This is lazy, all the backgrounds are not even photoshopped to appear non real. Most of the show is taken up by backgrounds and other lazy irl scenes.

How come a scene changes at least 20 times per second? You see their face in one position, the scene changes to some stupid ass background. Then back to their face, which is already in a different position. This leads to 3rd point below.

I point out this from 4chan.

Unique animation. There are something like 500% more frames per episode than the industry average (meaning there is WAYYYY less Slideshow than other shows, despite the retards who say otherwise).

It keeps the idiots out.

The concept of the oddities is interesting, most of the characters are fucked-up and hilarious.

I want stapler all over my dick.

…Monkey can come too.

Animations may be unique if there actually were any animations. 500% more frames, holy shit I just jizzed in my pants! With such shitty animations and constant background flickering, they cheat the system by constantly changing to background and then to a new angle position on the character, without actually changing animating the face of the character.

You have to be more of a lier than you already are to say that holy shit animations are epic!

So what is the story about? I would not have a clue, something about crabs,  sexy weightless vampire tsundere and a cute nekochan ghost. And a LOT of empty talking. Seriously they talk about nothing. And if you don’t remember the main points from the previous episodes that just confirms it.

In summary pplz watch this because they are:

• Liers
• Pedobears that dream about loli-chan
• Fantasise about tsundere-san
• Pretend in their mind that they are Araragi-kun
• To pussy to admit the truth and the dead obvious

People that have read this and realised the truth, I applaud you. If you were one of the peoples described plz, just admit it and stop bullshitting everyone including your self, you will feel better.

quickly googling for threads shows that the majority of people are liers, never the less someone actually speaks half truth:

lol power of loli + sexy hitagi = total epic-ness~~

I will probably get trolled for telling the truth. Keep in mind, trolls GTFO my blog asap I don’t need hits/comments from you or other useless and unnecessary shit, it just shows how depressing your life is and because of your own insecurities you try to make others feel worse than yourself just so you can feel better. Again I emphasise to GTFO.

Below is a visual summary why pplz watch this show why this show spells fail (don’t try to act smart and point out my misspellings). You can mix and match the true reasons and fail reasons with the pictures below.